The second one is that today is my very last day making money for a "the man." I am going back into charity work, marketing and fundraising for an Alzheimer's association. So my talents will once again be put to use for good instead of evil.
The third and most fabulous thing is that today is my mom's birthday. She is turning a landmark year, which she has insisted on my not revealing on here or anywhere else. So I Xplicitly cannot Tell You.
I have a fabulous photo of her when she was 18 that I was going to post here, but I have yet to scan it. It looks something like this:
Only the photo was in black and white.