(I thought I wasn’t showing yet!)
…one of those football guys with a 3 month pregnant belly.
(and boy are my arms tired!)
…they had sex the whole way there.
(A fabulous red wine, perfectly paired with roast lamb)
…he’s almost to the point of walking on water and turning water into wine.
…the before shot in a Proactive ad. (Ouch.)
(I think you’re hot, too!)
…attractive to me.
(Touch my heart. With your foot.)
…adorable in these photos, if I do say so myself, I love his chubbiness. (bitch.)
(I would hate to smell this person)
…too clean to be real.
And a pinch to grow an inch:
…a homeless fitness trainer. (Those fabulous arm muscles came from years of pushing aluminium cans in a shopping cart.)