On ya Dr. Phil! But for us folks where life isn't so cut and dry, I found this site here: http://www.coping.org/control/need.htm
This site has checklists! There is nothing better than checklists in diagnosing seriously psychological issues! So, in the spirit of Dr Phil, let's get real and do this check list together and see how many people who read Hula Hank have control issues (and I know who the one reader is so no cheating).