Mae West, Sex Goddess, Original Fag Hag and accussed of being a man... and Queen of the One-Liners:
Woman: Goodness, what beatiful diamonds!
Mae West: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
"I have been on more laps than a napkin."— Mae West
"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired." — Mae West
Man: Are you in town for good?
Mae West: I expect to be here, but not for good.