Showing posts with label What If. Show all posts
Showing posts with label What If. Show all posts

Friday, May 9, 2008

Last But Not Least... (10/50)


Mae West, Sex Goddess, Original Fag Hag and accussed of being a man... and Queen of the One-Liners:


Woman: Goodness, what beatiful diamonds!

Mae West: Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.


"I have been on more laps than a napkin."— Mae West


"Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired." — Mae West


Man: Are you in town for good?

Mae West: I expect to be here, but not for good.

Fourth (9/50)


What can I say about Joan Crawford? See Mommie Dearest (with Faye Dunaway as "Joan"). Next see Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.


Enough said.

Third Contestant (8/50)


And now, the living idol that is Elizabeth Taylor. Who doesn't want to be Elizabeth Taylor?


Black hair, violet eyes, unbelievable talent, married 8 times (twice to the same man), and she has some great jewellery.


Inspired by the death of good friend (and fellow legend) Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor has raised over $50 million for HIV/AIDS research through her charity, Elizabeth Taylor Aids Foundation.


Gotta love that... plus she smells pretty.

Second Entry (7/50)


The incredible Lauren Bacall. She had all the good lines, and didn't need to play dumb to get them either.


Exceptionally intelligent, witty, glamourous, outspoken and all class. Lauren Bacall, has been in many of my favourite films such as How to Marry a Millionaire and To Have and Have Not (classic line: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?...")


Lauren Bacall is a die-hard liberal Democrat and not afraid to make her opinions known.


Oh yes! She also married to Humphrey Bogart!

Who Would I Be...? (6/50)


Last night I was watching Gentlemen Prefer Blondes a classic movie featuring Marilyn Monroe and Jane Russell. Well, this Gentleman was entrance by the brunette (Jane Russell). What an amazing singing voice she had, not to mention the ability to work those curves.


At one point in the movie, she is surrounded by a dancing, and mostly naked, male Olympic team. She sings, very convincingly, a song entitled, "Ain't There Anyone Here for Love?" whilst these dancing mostly naked men bob their well shaped bums in the air (completely ignoring Miss Russell, I might add). I have never seen anything more fabulously gay.


This all got me to thinking, if I was an Old Hollywood actress, which one would I be. I thought because of Miss Russell's dark hair and curvy figure, I would be her.


Upon further research, despite the physical side of things, I am very NOT Jane Russell, who is a born again christian and staunch republican.


So what other Hollywood Glamazon is my list? And which one of these Legendary Ladies would I have been? You decide!


1. Jane Russell

2. Lauren Bacall

3. Elizabeth Taylor

4. Joan Crawford

5. Mae West



I will write a little blog about each of them, and YOU tell ME which ONE I would BE using the poll just over there =======>